I need to explain,
before we begin today’s post, why the release dates for my blogs turned all
topsy-turvy this week.
I spent last
weekend at an Army Reserve base in Cape Coral, Florida, and that pretty much
smashed my schedule against the wall. This comes as something of an
embarrassment, given my recent advice at Darkwana.blogspot.com, where I
stressed the importance of a strict schedule for your blogs.
Expect my blogs to
suffer, for the remainder of this week, a shuffling of release dates.
Everything ought to return to normal, come Monday, which means:
Short stories (Mondays and Thursdays) at martinwolt.blogspot.com
EntertainmentMicroscope.blogspot.com on Tuesdays
An inside look at my novel series (Wednesdays) at Darkwana.blogspot.com
Writing advice for your fiction (Fridays) at FictionFormula.blogspot.com
And Sunday's movie review at moviesmartinwolt.blogspot.com.
Okay. Let's get this horse running.
A lot of feedback (always welcome) flooded my way in regards to my post from two weeks ago.
The post in
question served as a longwinded ramble that attempted to justify my enjoyment
of perfect-bodied women in comics, video games, and so forth via its supposed separation from actual objectification.
At best, I confronted
the dual voices in my head (and probably that of every other heterosexual male).
Straight guys love to look (to say nothing of touch) attractive females, but
most of us want also to respect them as human beings.
I rested my
wispy-at-best case with the thought that sexy images and animation remain inanimate and
consequently cannot possess an agenda, thus they can do nothing to objectify
their subject matter.
People can use those images to fuel objectifying behavior, and the blame therefore rests with people’s actions and
not the Playboy centerfolds (or whatever) that inspire it.
I suppose such
mental gymnastics come only from wanting to keep my centerfolds, Hooters calendars, and whatnot without feeling like a scumbag while I enjoy them.
At the
risk of leading this blog a bit further from its original concern (sexism and
homophobia found specifically in the entertainment business), I'll respond to some of the feedback that my aforementioned post generated.
One person wrote
to tell me, “It’s ridiculous that girls complain when a guy looks at them. Our
attraction gets them free meals. They could cover themselves up, but then they
might have to pay for their food. They can’t have it both ways.”
O . . . kay.
That’s kind of . . . stupid (not to discourage responses, mind you).
Women pay for
their meals. Trust me as someone who lived with many female roommates.
The amount of
money that most women spend in preparation for a date towers over what a guy
spends. Guys shave, shower, and don some clothes that don’t look as if we
snatched them from the nearest Dumpster.
Women spend a lot of money on their hair, wardrobe,
and so forth, not just when they go out on a date, but in general to improve
the possibility that someone will ask them out on a date.
(Related point of
interest: Sometimes, women appear so attractive that men who aren’t
narcissistic pigs won’t approach them. “Look at her! She’s out of my league and
probably already in a relationship with someone much better than me.”)
Listen, guys. By the time you
pick up your date, she already spent more money than you likely will on the dinner and movie.
Let’s address the
real problem with the aforementioned comment. The suggestion that women dress
and decorate themselves and then get offended when guys look at them.
Women live in a
confusing world where their looks earn them a number between one and ten, and
that alone serves to sum their entire value as a person, which, of course,
represents a shallow system.
Imagine if guys wore
their credit scores or bank statements on their chests for the world to read,
and everyone who met them instantly graded them based on those numbers.
If you, as a man
in this hypothetical situation, refuse to advertise your monetary value, women wouldn't notice you. If you do wear your credit score and bank statement in this (again) imaginary situation, a woman's eyes instantly glide around
those numbers and assign a value upon you in that microsecond.
Like a woman’s
looks, a guy’s credit score or life savings can nosedive at the drop of a hat.
Imagine walking through life, fellows, with the knowledge that once your financial value hits the wall, your value as a person drops with
it, and everyone can see it.
That sums up only
a portion of the confusion-filled world of women in America (and plenty of
other countries). The clock ticks, so you, as a woman, must
put yourself "out there." You deal with, in that process, the dehumanizing
experience of having every set of eyes you pass grade you at a glance.
I imagine that homosexual women
despise this nonsense even more for obvious reasons.
Here’s another
comment someone shared with me after my post of two weeks ago:
“Women LOVE to mess
with guys’ minds. They lead us on just to tease us. They ignore us just to make
us feel like shit.”
I won’t pretend
that some women do behave this way
just to hurt someone’s feelings, but the majority of the time, they just want
to avoid the catch 22 they face every
time they meet a man.
Women know that if
they smile and act pleasant, the guy might get the wrong idea. Once he
discovers she’s not interested in dating and/or sleeping with him, he claims
that she misled him, labels her a tease and badmouths her because of it.
But if she doesn’t smile and speak to the guy, he
considers her stuck up, and badmouths her for that.
Imagine, guys, if
every time someone spoke to you, you had smile—but not too hard. Laugh—but keep
it in check. Don’t give anyone the wrong idea.
I don’t know how
women deal with this crap.
As the
title of this post implies, reasons exist why we suck at dating, flirting, and
relationships. We, as a species, enjoyed little practice. "Dating," for the vast, vast majority of our history,
meant kidnapping and raping.
Eventually, men
grew more considerate, and learned to purchase a young woman from her father so
she could cook, clean, please him sexually, give birth to his children, and
keep her mouth shut, lest he beat her.
Makes you laugh
when certain people whine about “protecting the sanctity of traditional
marriage,” huh?
Heck, plenty of
countries still treat women as
soulless property.
Most guys (myself included) want to
treat women with respect, but it proves a challenge with all those lunacy-inducing
chemicals that pump relentlessly through our brains whenever we see a nice ass
in a tight pair of jeans.
Heterosexual men
will likely never surrender our unreasonable depictions of perfect-bodied women
in our cartoons, comics, and so forth. We enjoy them too much. That's fine, but we need to recognize real,
flesh-and-blood women as people and treat them accordingly.
Dolls prove a nice distraction, but don't confuse them with people.
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